Sexiest Celebs

You can’t spit without hitting a naked celeb these days.

Honestly I don’t know much about Brooklyn Decker other than she’s a model and she is like one of the sexiest females that I’ve ever laid eyes on. Seeing her tender naked body, and not to mention glorious side boob, is enough to make a man hungry. She also looks great in a bikini and cowboy hat. Then again it’s hard to fuck up a teenage model in a cowboy hat, right?

Celebs hotter than Emma sucking and fucking in stolen videos. I say hell ya!

I find myself, as I get older, not wanting to watch many of the teen flicks that hit the theaters/dvd lately. It’s become sad knowing that all those years are behind me and jealous that there are kids out there enjoying that naughty sex acts.

But I heard so much about the movie Superbad that I just had to buy the tape and watch. There are some funny parts in it but the thing that makes it worth buying is Emma Stone. She’s not the sexiest celeb by any means but her sex appeal is right up there. Now I haven’t seen her in another movie so I really cannot tell how good an actress she is based on this type of action since it’s mostly just cussing and humor. That said, I really want to cripple fuck Emma Stone and did I mention I love eating red carpet? Haha damn I wanna bang her in the worst way.

Wanna see her naked? I knew you would.

I really love this celeb and not just becaue she has one of the sexiest sets of sweater meats I have ever seen. No, it’s more because of the roles she plays. Sure everyone knows her from her breast bare scene in America Pie but I really loved watching her in the Scary Movie. The part where she improvs with the killer… classic “Oh I’m a severed head, gross” hahaha, thump thump.

Of course if she didn’t have one of the best racks in show business, all that talent would… well lesbians would still like her. Look at Jodie Foster. I was all WTF when silence of the lambs came out. Don’t want to look at her for 2 hours… no thank you. Why not stick someone hot in their such as Shannon Elizabeth and her huge talents. I’d have hit the movie theater two or three times depending on when they caught me shooting unborn babies all over the seat in front of me. That’s why I got kicked out of Star Wars. WHAT, I like hair muffs.